Video.

[The video opens to an irate black man in a really excellent suit jacket atop a Super Mario Bros. t-shirt. He's clearly reclining in a fancy leather chair in very expensive apartment with a very fantastic, penthouse view of Doctrow (visible through the plate-glass windows behind him).]

YO, I don't know who you think you are, man, but that was Not Cool. Capital Not, sucker.

[He closes his eyes briefly and holds up his hands as he tries to refrain from shouting on the network. Clearly, whatever has happened to him has him unspeakably livid. After a brief, 'count to ten' style moment, he exhales with a short woooooo and opens his eyes again.]

The drop rate on that armor is 5%, you hear me? FIVE PERCENT, on a fifteen hour respawn. Me an' Prospero had that. You know how hard it is to take out a boss like that with two guys? TWO.

Flawlessvictory my ass.

[He just shakes his head and glares at the camera.]

You do not snipe a drop like that. It just ain't done. Consider yourself warned, man.